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That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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dutch vegan

a guy that eats a bunch of stroopwafels covered in canadian bacon
That guy doesn't love animals, he's a total dutch vegan
by doland January 12, 2017
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Accidentally Vegan

A somewhat overused term to describe an item of food that is not advertised/labelled as vegan, but actually is.

May also be portrayed by non-vegans as someone who falls over and face-plants some grass. (See also "Vegan Lunch")
"I just ate some American cheese, turns out its accidentally vegan as it is neither cheese nor food"
"I just fell over in the garden and had a "vegan lunch" so now I am accidentally vegan"
by mussy_pagnet October 15, 2021
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Vegan World 2026

1. An phrase related to an organization PETA is working with.
2. An expectation that is: "by 2026, the world will be vegan"
1. Seems like Vegan World 2026 is hostile to meat eaters
2. HURRY UP! MAKE THE VEGAN WORLD 2026 THE TRUTH!
by Hello, Everyone August 26, 2025
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Vegan

Complete and utter arsehole, crack head cunt
Vegan 1: Save the cows, cows are friends!
Normal person: Let me guess your one of those vegans?
by I know you (Mitchell Poole) September 22, 2019
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Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster
Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"
by Typh00n May 28, 2017
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Better vegan

The better vegan diet is a diet very similar to the vegan diet, but you can eat honey. That's the only difference. The only person to ever do this diet is Dr. Mike
Human being: what diet are you on?
Other human being: I'm on the better vegan diet.
by XnoobSpeakable April 26, 2022
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