That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.

We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.

by Failurebitch February 21, 2025

Vegan Water

Putting tofu in plain clear water with lemon as garnish

Mike: I’m vegan. Do you have any vegan water?
Me: “gives interested face.”

by doodHigh June 2, 2023

vegan zaza soy pie

an absolute delicacy of the modern age. a wholesome and epic treat for the whole family. consuming it will make your reddit karma increase tenfold and give you lots of big brain knowledge of science and atheism. like a frickin boss in a bottle of sauce!

one vegan zaza soy pie coming right up! have an epic day, my fellow male feminists!

vegan zaza soy pie is so punk and epic my dude. i frickin love science

biden spotted eating vegan zaza soy pie. biden is punk confirmed!!!!

🎵 day and night, the lonely vegan seems to bake soy zaza pie at night 🎵

🎵 we go through too much shit to eat vegan zaza soy pie 🎵

by gatheringstorm June 20, 2023

Trans Vegan

A Vegan with occasional transgressions such as occasionally eating eggs or fish or other things a pure Vegan would not eat.

In order to have a healthy diet I decided to become a trans vegan who is vegan most of the time but occasionally such as once in a month I may eat eggs, fish or even chicken

by Data scientist One August 4, 2024

Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.

My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.

by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025

Vegan

It means that u have a smoll pp

"hey mom im vegan" mom: u smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021