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Napa Valley Party Popper 

The Napa Valley Party Popper:
When you're uncircumcised, hide a grape in your foreskin and then you stick it in someone's ass, unleashing the surprise grape.
"Yeah, I heard she liked wine, so I gave her the Napa Valley Party Popper."

Tri-Valley High school 

Tri- Valley is located in Dresden, Ohio.
Very many musty, crusty, dusty, fugly, and mucky fucking people.
A guy with dick cheese and a girl that just shit herself did anal. They must go to Tri-Valley High school.

West Valley High School 

A “early college” high school located deep between GhettoWood and JunkieValley, the football players push piya sticks up each other’s asses. im not sure how we call the teachers teachers. not to mention previous faculty members have been fired from having chew in their lips during school hours. most of the students vape or smoke weed. the upper class men are heavily given too many get out of jail cards. waste valley is also know for its very HORNY kids just like the other schools but we take it one extra step we have a “Virginity Tree” if you fuck on school grounds you take your shoes you fucked in and throw them up into the tree, the teachers clearly know about this and do nothing..like the fucking tree is right where we all get out shity lunch that’s not even fit for a dog. you can find some cool people but it’s few and slim.
wannabe gangster - do you go to west valley high school?

stoners - nahh we go to waste valley
ps. Masson S. and Ben B. are pussies

acute death valley 

1-referring to female- sexual arousal is incapable no matter what or how much one does to attempt it

2- being sexually turned off, particularly in females
"so what happened with *insert name here* last night?

"i have NO idea! we we're trying to..you know, but i just couldn't get there! i must of had some acute death valley

Moreno Valley, California 

City full of dirty beaners and doo doos! Also, nicknamed "Murder Val" because of the common occurrence of murders in the city. A place tourists should NOT visit!!
Person 1: Why is Moreno Valley, California so lame?

Person 2: Cause of all the damn Beaners and doo doo mamas!!

castro valley 

A city in the Bay Area where you can find the most racists white folks. KKK central. Please believe that.
If you're a minority, Castro Valley is one place in the Bay Area to avoid.
castro valley by Momma Joe April 23, 2007