angry vegan

Usually a bus driver that only has barely any money and yells at innocent children. Usually ones named matt and Owen. She only eats vegetables but is yet still fat.

Awww. That bus driver is such an angry vegan

by Angry Vegan March 31, 2017

Vegan Shit

The annoying as fuck person who sits either next to you or across from you and will typically say things like. (They have all worn leather shoes at some point"

"It's that Vegan shit again!"

"This is what happens when you let a Vegan Shit in a nice place"

by Cancer Pie November 19, 2016

Vegan

mean u have small pp

You: mother i have feelings that i have become a so called vegan.

Mother: u have contracted smoll pp

by epicgamerlolsigurd November 21, 2021

vegan brownies

there just pot brownies

me: id like some vegan brownies
drug dealer : ok ill hook ya up

by epictacoz December 28, 2018

Gay Vegan

Someone with a savagely groomed beard, slicked hair and a cool dress sense that screams hipster

Guy 1: Is your mate a Gay Vegan?

Guy 2: "Yea he is super cool wicked sick!"

by Typh00n May 28, 2017

Vegan sausage rolls

A food that will make you high. Often served in dodgy high schools no one knows what’s actually in them.

Aiza was high so she said “VeGAn sAuSaGe rOlLs”

by CloudyWeebConfetti July 8, 2021

vegans

these are a specific type of people. there personalities can go one of two ways, they either can be extremly outgoing or can be a bit of a twat.

"i hate vegans"
"vegans are such nice people"

by Logitech free demos December 17, 2022