fuck unicorn

an obscene gesture using the middle finger projecting from one's forehead

IDIOT: *fuck unicorn gesture*
MORON: What, man? Thats hurtful, man.
IDIOT: Less hurtful than a regular "fuck you."
MORON: How so?
IDIOT: Well if anyone was gonna tell you to go fuck yourself, wouldn't you at least want it to be a unicorn?
MORON: True, dude. That's deep, yo.

by shark28 June 26, 2014

Fluffy Unicorn

A person who receives rainbow colored, cotton candy flavored condoms. They sometimes come with fake fur.

Bob: Hey guess what
Billy: What?
Bob: You're a Fluffy Unicorn}!
Billy: Wow that's amazing!

by jackiethepotato September 20, 2016

true unicorn

When a girl likes to suck dick and likes to swallow.

true unicorn unicorn

That girl is a true unicorn...she sucks dick like she loves it and swallows.

by Coldblooded October 17, 2015

white unicorn

someone that is rarely seen at work. Even if he does come to work he gets very little accomplished.

has anyone seen the white unicorn today?

by riggerrrrrr September 11, 2010

unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.

I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.

by Morgasm from gpt June 20, 2010

unicorn sounds

1 . the unknown sound a unicorn makes

2. famous nyc underground record label

unicorn sounds

by dwight mchunglow February 5, 2010

Golden Unicorn

When you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of piss to go straight up in the air.

Rich woke up with morning wood, but had to piss so bad he went Golden Unicorn rather than jerk off first.

by Sheetz October 19, 2013