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ur bird a fish

Only been used three times . It is what caused Hiroshima and the creation of god. when used, the fabric reality is shifted one dimension the the right on a thirty degree angle. when JFK was assassinated, it was the result of this phrase
MLK JR assassin: ur bird a fish
MLK JR : dies*
at the same time, the fabric of reality is changed and mark zucc is changed from a robot to a lizzard
by Thethe speaker of truth May 25, 2018
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Ur Mhum Gei

A child friendly username for child friendly games like roblox
Hey whats your username:Ur Mhum Gei
NO WAY
by Stupid Pertti February 7, 2019
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Ur girlfriend a trap

The ultimate of the ultimate roasts. If used, the multiverse dissolves apart even God would be dissolved in the black hole. Nothing remains.(just an empty void)
Jake: ur mom gay
Carl: no u
Jake: ur ancestors incestors and ur family tree LGBT.

Carl: Then I must regret doing this. Its my final move.

Jake: yeah. Go on faggot

Carl: ur girlfriend a trap.

*jake screams and turns into dust and then the universe gets sucked in a black hole when then destroys the entire multiverse into an empty void. Even God was wiped from existence. Nothing is left but an empty a pitch dark void.
by Saitama 777 December 1, 2020
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Ur Mistress A Mattress

The worst insult that can possibly be created in the universe. Stronger than Ur Granny Tranny and Ur Sister my mister
Greg: Ur mom gay
John: ur Father lesbian
Greg: ur granny tranny
John: Ur Mistress A Mattress

Greg dies instantly when he realises he is adopted by a mattress. Whatever he knew was a lie.
by SucidalThoughts May 29, 2018
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Ur Mom Is A Guy

"I hate you and everything you represent!"
"Ur Mom Is A Guy"
by Scilica December 21, 2022
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thinkin with ur dick

When a girl or guy places sex above most other things eg friends, work, study, their other relationships
“Dude, don’t fuck her it’ll destroy your friendship with mike. Just stop thinkin with ur dick.”
horny Nymphomania SexDemon
by SnaveBelac October 30, 2017
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Ur Pap a Trap

The forbidden insult. Only to be used in dire situations.
John: "Ur Mom Gay"
Jerry: "Ur sister a mister"
John : "Ur pap a trap"

Jerry: *Dies instantly, along with God, Zeus, Odin, and all other God's of the Aztecs, Nordics, Mayans, Egyptians, and the Incas, bringing all people of Earth to their knees as they await the punishment from Satan for using the forbidden insult.*
by PeffdaddyD May 11, 2018
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