twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.
"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".
by Juan 12 October 23, 2007
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Tyrannosaurus Twat

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
by VonC May 12, 2021
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twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.
Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.
by jfreakzach April 11, 2010
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Twat breather

A twat breather is a person with a vagina that stands in front of you to air out the nether regions
That chick was a real twat breather at the concert last night
by Ten ton brick June 07, 2017
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nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob
wow james is a nob twat
by Sex vibe July 23, 2018
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Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.
ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.
by The Masked Fapper April 25, 2018
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Conniving Twat

Someone who tries to talk shit on you behind your back, make situationions worse, and stirs the pot when issues are being brought up.
by Duckslayer1234 March 24, 2018
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