twat lamps

Twat lamps are bright lights on a car (usually located under the headlights) that are turned on to signal to other road users that the occupant has difficulty applying a strict interpretation of traffic laws. Very occasionally also used for extra visibility during fog.

Also known as twat lanterns.

There were so many boy racers heading towards us that I was blinded by all the twat lamps

twat lamps by fatmarrow November 21, 2010

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twat-slammer

1: (noun) Very basically, a player. One who fornicates with many females. Can describe a male or female. used as insult.

2: (noun) A pride nickname for a very sexually-oriented person.

Example 1:
Allison: So Cj got drunk and had sex with three different girls last night.
Jaiden: Three?! Ugh. He's such a fucking twat-slammer.

Example 2:
Skyler: That's what she said! Am I right? Am I right?
Courtney: My gosh, Skyler, you're such a twat-slammer.
Skyler: You know it!
Courtney: *Facepalm*

twat-slammer by bloobabadoo February 23, 2011

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twat sock

girls who are good for nothing but their fuck hole and drama.

seth invited a twat sock to move into the apartment instead of me....

twat sock by carrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl August 2, 2011

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twat waffel

the best word combo ever.
1)it can be used as a greeting

2)a way of describing someone annoying or you dont like

3) a member of EPMPLS (eat pussy minneapolis)

1)mark: travis you twat waffel whats up?!

2) dammit mike you little frecklenutted twat waffle shut the hell up

twat waffel by Steffan ABney January 24, 2008