Turtle-slapper

An enemy from an alternate universe that is similar to one your nemeses but I’m color and not black and white.

“You Turtle-Slapper”, said Spider-Man Noir aka Nicholas Cage.

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turtle face

The nonverbal, neutral acknowledgement of, or showing of respect to another by making eye contact, flattening the lips, and raising the eyebrows. This act is most commonly used in passing of coworkers, the elderly, and small children. The facial expression resembles that of a turtle's face.

As Brian walked past his boss in the hallway, he used a turtle face to acknowledge his boss without saying "hello."

by cmatkins July 7, 2009

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Turtle Costume

A comfortable atire

PJ's

Girl: Theses jeans are to uncomfortable im gonna put on my Turtle Costume

by Joeycracks August 23, 2007

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derpy turtle

A person who customizes cars or motorcycles. Builder of hotrods

That's a badass ride! I wonder who the Derpy Turtle is who built it??

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Turtle Text

When the most incredible woman you have ever met in your life finally opens up and sends the most amazing text or e-mail, but immediately retreats back into her shell never to be seen or heard from again.

Patti broke my heart when she sent me a Turtle Text and severed all contact right after hitting send.

by ice cold asshole March 7, 2010

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