Turdburgler

A quiet nasty boy who steals the poops from your butt and adds them to his poop wealth.

Hay! Stop that shitty titty turdburgler, he stole my poopies.

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019

weenie turd

a bad name to call someone, to be used when in mixed company.

technically it's a small piece of poop that lodges in the urethra during anal sex.

stop being such a weenie turd and leave me alone!

by Gryfin March 24, 2004

stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

phantom turd

N. (fantum terd)
When you take a shit and look in the toilet and there is nothing there.

After a long day of work I came home and took a long PHANTOM TURD, then I went to McDonald's.

by Champ Kind November 14, 2005

turd pounder

One who bangs other dudes in the cornhole.

I bet that guy over there trying on dresses is a turd pounder!

by FSU Dork August 25, 2007

turd rancher

A little known phrase for a homosexual person.

That palce was filled with a bunch of turd ranchers.

by Long Shoe Larry March 9, 2008

dirty turd

The dirty turd is when you shit out only one turd but have to wipe your ass so much you use most of the toilet paper (if not all of it). That is why it is called the dirty turd.

Dave used a whole roll of toilet paper and his left sock after he pooped out that dirty turd.

by Joe Z January 9, 2007