Pri-or-titties

These things are obviously more important than others. Some of these are too big to ignore, while you can act as if others dont exist.

Get your pri-or-titties in order.

by Stay Realist March 2, 2021

Water Balloon Titties

Water Balloon Titties is when a man's "boobs" feel supple and warm like water balloons. Hence the name Water Ballon Titties. Possessing the physical qualities and touch of water balloons. They tend to jiggle too.

Wow David! You got some jiggly ass Water Balloon Titties!

I love the way your Water Balloon Titties feel.

Hey David! You sure you don't need a sports bra for those Water Balloon Titties? Haha just kidding, but you do have some severe jiggle...

by Joseph G / B.D.N. King_Clasher May 4, 2021

calm your titties

Literally, why does "calm your titties" have two definitions that are the exact same letter for letter.

Person 1: i just looked up calm your titties on UD
Person 2: I know, it has 2 definitions that are the same

by Legohexman May 30, 2021

attack on titties

attack on titan but with big mommy milkers

Eren Yeager: "yo my boi Armin look at em big ol titties that colossal titan has my guy!"
*Eren looks around*
Eren Yeager: "Armin? ARMIN WHERE ARE YOU"
*Lightning sounds*
*Armin jumps out of the colossal titan*
Eren Yeager: "THAT WAS YOU ALL ALONG?????"
Armin: "Yea man, what do you think of my ginormous mommy milkers?"
*Armin takes off shirt*
*Erens walk up to Armin*
Eren Yeager: "hey... Armin... no homo but..... can I attack on titties for you?"
Armin: "of course brother"

by LigmaBallzMommyMIlker November 24, 2021

suck her right in the titties

Another version of Fuck her right in the pussy, except made by Oscar Mansell. It is hilarious.

Hey man over there!! SUCK HER RIGHT IN THE TITTIES!! SKIDDLY DOO DOO

by Dildy face December 18, 2017

Pop Yo Titties

you getting all hot and sexed up, den you just pop dem titties anywhere everywhere. someone slap dat ass, den you just pop dose titties up, down, all around.

i finna make you pop yo titties girl!

by meghacum February 28, 2009

sugar titties

Term of endearment. Sometimes said by female to male, as a means of arousing and emasculating simultaneously.

Boy: Making love to you was spectacular tonight baby.
Girl: Yeah, it was whatev... goodnight sugar titties

by Wesgirl August 19, 2006