Mongolian Throat Moaning

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.

Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

by Goofier October 5, 2025

Throat wars

1.) when two woman give blow jobs to separate men and they see who can cum first.

1.) yeah we had a throat wars last night with ashley and rebecca

by Ppooopppthoratt February 28, 2021

Throat drought

When your throat hurts so you can’t fit a big old yogurt creation stick in there.

- please don’t stick your cheese factory machine in my swallow grommet- I’ve got throat drought

by Holla11 November 6, 2020

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Throat goat

Marissa don’t need no air gobbling down dick the true throat goat

Ex: hey man how is moving on coming?
Ex: man I can’t she slurped the nut out my soul how am I supposed to find better? Marissa my throat goat

by Factsnocap2001 October 6, 2022

ripped my throat straight out

The saying rip your throat out or I don’t want someone to rip my throat out or they’re gonna rip your throat out refers to someone getting out on you. Someone charging too much for something.

I went to this new guy last week and he sold me some coke. He ripped my throat straight out like his prices were so high. It was unbelievable. I don’t even know why I went along with the deal..

by Emma Masing June 4, 2024

slit a bitches throat

An exclamatory statement that sounds threatening in nature but actually admits one’s deep remorse for their choices that lead up to the current negatives they are facing as a result. It’s taught as a step down statement, meaning that it allows for one to aggressively state something while effectuating an apology with its underlying meaning. It was discontinued from use in familial therapy sessions due to its regular use in inappropriate situations.

Parent: You didn’t finish your chores and you stole from the offering plate at church. You’re grounded for a month.

Teenage child: grrr! I’d slit a bitches throat!

Parent: Have a good night, son. We will talk in the morning, I love you.

by StudeeParteeRepeet December 31, 2023