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Thomez

Usually Attractive, person named Thomas. Named after the Thomez Man himself, it honors anybody incredibly hot, incredulous, exhilerating, and wise people named Thomas.
Do you see Thomez over there, boy is he attractive, and incredulous.
by Thomez October 23, 2022
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Thomas the King

The greatest friend a smeg-lord could have. Tall, dark and handsome, just like his rectal tubes. His advice is as useful as uncle irohs and his humour exceeds that of Jeffrey Epstein (a notoriously funny fella). He knows where madelaine mccaine is.
Ethan: Where is thomas the king?
Henry: He's out getting hella bitches
by ColdPorridge November 16, 2022
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Thomas Gage Hammerstrom

Idk.... uh... errmmm... what the... spruce?
Xinlker kerblre "Bro, my foe-head so larg, just like Thomas Gage Hammerstrom."

Trevor Davis "EMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME."
by A _ Credible _ Source December 14, 2022
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thomas history month

Used in March, Also adds a extra day to Black History Month due to February being cut short. THM is celebrated because Thomas’ deserve recognition. Thomas Charles Norris is in charge of the rules and can change them at any time
Hey Tamera, did you know that march is Thomas History Month?
by Drakayy March 7, 2023
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Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak

1. my name

2. stfu
3. Osama is alive
Person1: Hey Thomas Maximilian Paluchniak! ur name is like Thomas the Train!
Me: Stfu nigga. *pulls out the glock and shoots down the block*
by Revveio May 6, 2023
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Marshall Thomas

The number one wrestler in dade county. Will end every weak ass punk you steps up to him. You can never truly test his gangsta. Fo sho ma niggy.
That nigguh Marshall has got some fly ass moves on the mat.
by Belen Administration January 9, 2005
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Stern Thomson

When an uncircumcised man who is making love to a loose bowelled woman pulls out shortly before climaxing and pinches his foreskin closed in order to catch the jism. Upon releasing the foreskin, the resulting sight resembles a cream filled, chocolate covered eclair.
She said the eclair gave her diarrhea, so I did a Stern Thomson to remind her how good it tasted.
by Totally Toly October 11, 2011
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