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Jeffrey Flowers
Jeffrey Flowers is slow.
by Bl³³pers December 7, 2023
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Slow dave

When a sasquatch performs a slow oral sexual act to a different species of any gender on any given body part and at any given place. For mere self gratification and or bragging rights.
Did you hear about the greenhorn at work? They are such a slow Dave!
by Suburban prison 4 lyfe February 25, 2024
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crow slow

when crow is acting as slow as maddie (sorry maddie ily)
crow is acting like maddie rn, call that crow slow
by TheTrendyPotato April 30, 2023
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National Slow Friend Day

A national holiday to honor your slowest, dumbest friend
"Happy National Slow Friend Day Elda, from yours truly!"
by filthy mexican May 9, 2022
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Slow

Damnnn, she look slow asl
by seliM ooT yxeS September 7, 2022
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A: Have you heard of Alex C ft. Yass - Doktorspiele // slowed + reverb?
B: Yeah, of course I have! It's amazing!
by AlexVictus123 January 27, 2024
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the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.
I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.
by TByrd July 29, 2016
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