pumpkin moose

a fat dick

yo rick has a pumpkin moose

by jenniifffaaa August 17, 2008

moose knuckle sandwich

When a man with moose knuckle(s) gently slaps it on your face. Like a knuckle sammy, only saltier.

"Julian gave me a moose knuckle sandwich last night, it was like eating a bag of Lays salt and vinegar potatoe chips.

by Sweet Bigcock Jerome November 18, 2015

flying moose-fuck

Saying you don't care about something. Saying something is meaningless.

I don't give a flying moose-fuck if Sally comes along. She could drop dead today and I wouldn't notice.

by Mister Decent June 29, 2011

moose jewels

1) a highly unknown alcoholic beverage
2) moose genitals
3) the testicles attatched to the penis of a moose

Damn! That moose is loaded! Look at those moose jewels!!

by Babushka Doll December 2, 2007

If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?

The most important question you will ever ask another human.

"Hey Bill!"

"What."
"If a moose-man is bad, how bad is a man-moose?"
"Well, I guess if it is the opposite, it would have to be good, right?"

by November 26, 2013

who goose the moose

swaying ur crotch back and forth with your legs wide open trying to swing your dick into your ass hole

hey joe, i totally beat who goose the moose last night

by Clayton Kaiser November 12, 2008

Whammy Moose Knuckle

To forcefully punch a female in the vagina with your middle knuckle raised as if you are giving a half middle finger.

After that whammy moose knuckle she couldn't sit for a week!!

by RaTeDr21 February 11, 2010