Free milk

Sex without a relationship. Derives from the southern saying, "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

I spoke to him on tinder , but he wanted free milk.

by Sad_college_ends October 11, 2016

milk spots

dashes of cum on a young maiden's face

"you got a few milk spots there love"

by Podge, Paul, Dave, Sean August 26, 2006

Sour milk

Not fully clearing all the smome out of a bong hit. It sits in the piece and looks murky and milky

Damn, Alan! You left me some sour milk in there.

by VansMan19 August 27, 2016

milk to cereal

Said when something goes badly or not according to plan. When to things dont work well together.

This statment, originally used by WAFFLES inc at SCCC, is taken from The Simpsons, in the episode where Homer must make cereal for Mr Burns (if u are a Simpsonm's lover you will know what i mean).

1)- How did your exam go?
- Like milk to cereal *sigh's in extreme frustration*

2) - You left Ceane in the same room as Emily? That was Crazy
- Milk to cerial man! They had a major skitz.

by luzza June 28, 2007

Milk enema

Brendon was kneeling in the bathtub

Dallon gave brendon a milk enema

by Thebrallonmilkficisonwattpad August 30, 2020

Nut milk

A man’s semen

Joel: Is that a jar of nut milk?
Michael: No
Jack: Then why is it crusty
Michael: It’s old. Try it.
Jack: Ok
Michael: HA! YOU JUST DRANK NUT MILK!
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by VorxensSPD July 9, 2022

Fart Milking

When you massage your stomach because it hurts from trapped gas and you milk out a huge fart!

Bro my stomach was killing after those tacos but I massaged it and milked out a fart! Feel so much better now fart milking is legit.

by JyahC February 9, 2019