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Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu
by The_General234 August 16, 2019
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Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.
Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.
by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015
mugGet the Bag gone flumug.

alaskan flu mist

When a male shoots his sperm up his partners nose.
Last night I have Sally an Alaskan flu mist she loved it!
by periax34 June 5, 2016
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Salvadoran screaming monkey flu

In native El Salvador there is many diseases, one of which is the infamous Salvadoran screaming monkey flu. It is known to induce rampant seminal discharge and hormone difficulties, it is estimated that one out of 6 people catch it at some point in their lifetime
by Ayalanews89 August 31, 2019
mugGet the Salvadoran screaming monkey flumug.

Déja Flu

The eerie feeling that one has experienced this pandemic before.
I just read that exactly a century ago, Spanish Flu raged across the world. The pandemic was followed by The Roaring Twenties, The Great Depression and World War 2. I'm getting a distinct sense of déja flu.
by TheVivisector February 10, 2021
mugGet the Déja Flumug.

Florence Flu

A hangover or stomach bug that is so violent it causes a person to shit and puke at the same time. Inspired by a friend who was so hungover in Florence that she was sitting on the toilet shitting while puking into the bidet.
The kids had a stomach but but when they gave it to me it was the Florence Flu.
by florenceflu November 3, 2022
mugGet the Florence Flumug.

Swine Flu

Verb: A way to get out of writing a midterm and have the marks deferred to your final.
Guy 1: Dude, I have not yet opened my chem book.

Guy 2: Just swine flu that shit.
by Srt123456 February 10, 2010
mugGet the Swine Flumug.

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