wounded eagle

A sexual position intended for the pleasure of only one person
Procedure: Begin by having sex in standing position( forced or willing) grab her weaker leg and hold it up. The receiving person will atempt to regain balance by flapping arms, this in turn creates a back and forth motion allowing the giver to simply stand whilst keeping the leg firmly leg firmly grasped. This beautifully simulates a wounded eagle

Dude I screwed Mercedes last night, but she tried to pull out so I did a wounded eagle on her ass and she did all the work.

by ReEngineeredLife March 6, 2017

Spread Eagle

Jerking off on bathroom floor (preferably heated) with legs in the air, extra points if you are in the corner

Sam Purnell was spread eagle and Shannon suddenly walked in with a shocked face.

by Kirkpenis January 20, 2024

Red Eagle

A method of torture/execution by cutting down the center of the torso vertically, and then stretching out the two flaps of flesh on the front out to represent wings, exposing the intestines.

1: Dude, I just Red Eagle'd some homeless guy
2: You've got to stop doing that, that's Murder

by Vonjorgen August 12, 2023

Eagle

secret service code name for Bill Clinton

Jordan Thomas Cooper’s dad was part of Eagle’s security detail in SC and they both had scholarships to college.

by Coop Dupe January 19, 2020

Bald Eagle

A bald man, who is better looking than most

‘That bald eagle is fucking unreal’

by anonymous September 12, 2022

Screaming Eagle

when you spread a girl's legs apart while doing her missionary and then you scream "AMERICA!!!"

yo bro, i was bangin this chick lastnight and i hit her with the screaming eagle. then i told her to thank me for my service.

by Mikeyrodz February 24, 2020

Lost eagle

A patriot lacking faith in the political system

Bob: Did you see that debate about Trump's indictment?
Tom: Yeah, it was considered an act of treason because he had some confidential papers that could expose plans within the government?

Joe: Makes me feel like a Lost Eagle.

by Sphincter Harpoon October 15, 2023