Irish Bottle Opener

When you're having sex with a drunk person and you poor alchohol on your penis but trapped within your foreskin then you cum and Guinnes shoots out of your penis. You then put that same alchohol into a party popper and burst it on new years

May have had a little bit of an Irish bottle opener

by .hawx April 10, 2016

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by AARRIITTUU March 5, 2025

Bottle Eating

When you get hungry so you decide to just go ahead and eat a bottle.

Dave: Holy Frick Balls I really wanna eat a bottle.
Tim: Do it Bitch
Dave: Try me
Dave: *Eats bottle*
Tim: I guess you could say that was Bottle eating
Everyone: GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by MAKER Mr June 17, 2021

Bob the bottle

a victim of a short black man who beat him at a uniform shop, he was a clear spring australian water bottle and his remains were never found

Bob the bottle

by mega_gay_priest February 13, 2022

nuke the ketchup bottle

nuke the ketchup bottle: NUKE THE KETCHUP BOTTLE!!!!!

boy: lets nuke the ketchup bottle
boy 2: no
boy 3: sure

by Clown UvU May 28, 2021

granny bottle

granny bottle.

granny bottle.

by Debskelly1985 May 28, 2023

bottle destroyer 9000

A machine made to destroy glass through sheer force.

The bottle destroyer 9000 will easily destroy you bottles.

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022