A Simon situation

When you travel to another country for dick

Damn he’s hot but he lives in another country.. this is going to be a Simon situation

by Badi January 7, 2022

Simon

Well well so you want to know what a Simon is, well there’s not too much to know really apart from he compensated for something with his obnoxiousness and antipathy for children cough small penis cough

Oh my god he’s tiny I bet twenty quid he’s called simon

by YcaUAD March 16, 2019

Simone

a person who really likes tractors and dogs and go karts!!

guy 1: simone is over there

guy 2: i bet she likes tractors and dogs and go karts

by iamnotjosh November 23, 2021

Simon

The type of guy who always wants to blow things up and doesn't care if you're blind and deaf from the explosion of his self-built bomb. He is smart and kind and probably has the biggest cock in history.

-"Simon I was deaf and blind from that explosion!"

"Hahahahahaha!"-
-"You're such a Simon."

-"Damn I don't have any money left."

"No problem, you can have my joint, I have enough

weed at home"-
-"Thank you Simon. You're always so friendly, I wish I had a cock as big as yours."

by play-with-d-in-evening November 22, 2021

simone and daniel

Two people that secretly love each other but just say there "friends"

person 1: Omg you guys love each other so much date already!!!!
Daniel: bro shut up were just FRIENDSSSS
Simone : yeah man just friends!
your such a simone and daniel

by oh yuuhhhh May 8, 2018

se simone

French for masturbate

Il a trop envie d'se simone

by gvny February 6, 2024

Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.

"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon

by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022