mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms

So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.

by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023

mushroom polisher

An insult used to describe an idiot or shitty person.

Person 1: “I can’t fucking believe these gas prices right now!!”

Person 2: “Well, we got a bunch of mushroom polishers running this country right now!”

by Isl-96 February 17, 2024

Mushroom Cloud

When the head of his tiny dick is much larger than the base 🤧

I went to go suck it and he had a mushroom cloud, I couldn’t stop laughing

by SKINNYb August 13, 2019

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018

wood mushrooms

butt butt plug

Dr I have wood mushrooms stuck up my ans, please remove it forthwith

by meisafairy February 15, 2020

Button Top Mushroom

A penis that resembles small mushroom with a big round head.

I tried to enjoy it but he had a Button Top Mushroom for a dick

by poop in the clit April 28, 2017

The Mushroom

The doesn't fucking guy he's the mushroom cuz he's a fungi

Paul is the mushroom he is funny and the best to hang out with

by The mushroom August 19, 2020