My Mom

My Mom means, My Day 1. Ride or die. 1 ion play about. the 1 imma kill for like she'll do for me ong.

exapmle; my mom is my world she is a beast and my fav person ever.

by Big.Mama.Skyy February 17, 2022

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My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

by bobrossthescary January 6, 2022

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A Camp Mom is generally the one staff member at any summer camp, that campers and staff alike see as a good friend and motherly figure. The Camp Mom almost always has a background as an educator. The Camp Mom’s motherly nature can only be rivaled by that of your real mom.

Guy: Hey dude, isn’t Rachel an awesome Camp Mom?
Other Guy: Well obviously! She’s the best Camp Mom

by Baseball_Mom67 August 24, 2018

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Eli's mom

A sexy milf that everyone wants to bang/marry

I wanna bang Eli's mom
I like Eli's mom
Eli's mom is hot

by Gaykidunderthesheet July 30, 2022

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your mom

1. Used when you were moded and don't know how to respond to the statement in a sensible manner (This CAN be funny, but be careful! You can sometimes leave hard feelings/hurt emotions when talking about someone's "momma"

Friends kicking it at a basketball game...

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friends: OHHHHH!! YOUR MOM'S ON OFFENSE!!
(all share a good laugh)

OR, HURT EMOTIONS VERSION

Guy 1: DEFENSE! (clap, clap) DEFEN--
Guy 2: Defense? Dude, we're on offense.
Guy 1: *doesn't know how to respond, doesn't want to look stupid* ...YOUR MOM'S on offense!! *looks satisfied*
Random Friend: *shakes head in disbelief* Too far, man. *comforts Guy 2*
Guy 2: *snivel* ...My mom's not even ON offense!!
Guy 1: Alright, I'm sorry, man.
(group hug)

by samantha-fantha February 16, 2013

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