Jason M

A rat. A snitch. Has a tic tac dick and t-rex arms.

Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"

by Dolaalaaado March 31, 2022

Hilary M

In 1958, journalist Andrew Genzoli of the Humboldt Times highlighted a fun, if dubious, letter from a reader about loggers in northern California who’d discovered mysteriously large footprints. “Maybe we have a relative of the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, Later, Genzoli said that he’d simply thought the mysterious footprints “made a good Sunday morning story.” But to his surprise, it really fascinated readers. In response, Genzoli and fellow Humboldt Times journalist Betty Allen published follow-up articles about the footprints, reporting the name loggers had given to the so-called creature who left the tracks—“Big Foot.” And so a legend was born.

You’d need Hilary M to fill those shoes

by I can count to 123456789112579 December 4, 2021

Julian M

Chill dude but doesn’t touch grass and loves breaking bad memes. He also never stops playing random ass memes and never cuts his hair. So does it make him a discord mod?

Person 1: Wait is he touching grass

Person 2: No it’s just his sister

Julian M

by Plantero August 24, 2022

Shad M

Noun• person, man who is willing to do anything and everything for anyone he loves. He is the tallest man in the room the brightest smile and the deepest laugh heard a mile away. He knows what he's talking about or he wouldnt be talking about it. Wants what's best for him and those around him at all times. Isn't scared of anyone or anything. Super cute with kids. Will either fight or dance when drunk no in between.

His name must be Shad M because I'm soaked.

by MC_THICKEMSSS May 22, 2020

Shrihan M.

Has literally infinite rizz

Usually wears glasses

They are usually Bulls Fans
Actual GOAT in Speech and Debate
Gives the worst trade proposals in fantasy

W rizz

Very funny

Did I mention W rizz?

“Who has the most rizz in this school?”

Everyone including Dwayne The Barack Johnson: “SHRIHAN M.”

by Bcndjdhhdhdhd December 12, 2022

Bl'm&m

(Pronounced blemenem)
Aka a balloon with an m&m inside. When the balloon is shaken, the m&m rolling around inside vibrates, producing a relaxing, massaging effect.

Hey man, I'm feeling kind of stressed—wanna make me a bl'm&m?

by Shlkp May 11, 2019

Elena M

Elena M is a talented, smart, funny&nice person who hates most people but trully loves her friends and the icons she stans. She only makes fun of people because they deserve it and we love to see it.

Elena M hates men but loves Owen Patrick Joyner.

by Lila.J.T January 30, 2021