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Cum garden

The patch of flora in which somebody goes to masturbate; the plants within are typically sustained by the semen of the person.
1: I nut in the toilet.
2: Suck my cock, I nut in my room.
3: Y’all are coon fucks. I nut in my cum garden.
by Shiiomizu May 5, 2021
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Got married in the wrong garden

1. Their relationship was doomed from the beginning
Oh they’re fighting again? They got married in the wrong garden...
by Balloon66 May 9, 2021
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garden fairy

NOT A HOMOPHOBIC TERM... someone who likes flowers and appears very fairy like
by miles j levinsky July 8, 2022
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dumb eden’s garden

this dumb eden’s garden
by anonymous July 14, 2022
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Olive garden orgy

A sex party with several hot olive garden hostesses
I'm about to head over to the olive garden orgy after work
by D Flawless July 19, 2022
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Colive Garden

.noun
An atrocious place of business. Unprofessionalism and sexual misconduct thrive in its environment. If you ask for assistance you’ll find yourself very unwelcome to have done so. The employees here are beyond scum of the earth.
“Hi, welcome to Colive Garden! If you need anything, please don’t ask.”
by Tobymagwire July 21, 2022
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Garden ham

Hey Billy can you cut up that garden ham I’m hungry
by Caaaaaaat June 6, 2022
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