From,"You gotta slay a few dragons to get to the princess" a dragon slayer is someone who is out doing dirties with the hopes of finding a nice girl to really date. Or he's just using it as an excuse for never settling down.
"Gillies has been slaying dragons longer than Jesus!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
"He'll never get to a princess"
"No way does he even want to!"
by mifter August 24, 2005
Get the dragon slayermug. #1 burps up smoke
#2 "what the hell was that bro"
#1 "sorry bro, i swallowed my hit, i just got dragon breath"
#2 "what the hell was that bro"
#1 "sorry bro, i swallowed my hit, i just got dragon breath"
by The FoxXX! December 9, 2008
Get the dragon breathmug. A game played amongst fraternity brothers when an event or exchange is occurring with what is commonly regarded as a "fucking beat-ass sorority." Here are the rules for this noble sport:
1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.
Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex
However, there's a twist.
x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
1) Break up into teams, no less than two and no more than 4.
2) The object of the game is to get as many points as possible for your team. But how do you get points? Well that's a great question.
Points shall be awarded on the following scale:
1 Point: Making out with a girl
2 Points: Hand job
3 Points: Blow job
4 Points: Straight up dirty sex
However, there's a twist.
x2 Points: On film (i.e. camera phone, video camera)
x2 Points: In public (i.e. bus, dance floor, in line at Carl's Jr.)
So a fictional character named Brad is in Delta Iota Kappa. Unfortunately, Alphi Phi has cancelled, so the only sorority they can party with is Beta Alpha Epsilon Tau. Before the girls come over, another guest comes first to visit the brothers: Mr. Vodka and his friend General Gin. If pre-gaming is done correctly, all brothers should be on the verge of blackout to make the degrading and horrific task ahead somewhat bearable. After the Delts have split up, Brad finds himself on his new team, "The Fuckaneers." It's time to play like a champion.
Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.
After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.
After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.
Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
Once the girls show up, Brad spots Gertrude, a 263 pound German "girl" with hair on her lower back. Luckily, thanks to a pep talk from Mr. Vodka, this 1.5 rated girl just shot up to a healthy 4 and it's time to prepare his sword for some dragon slaying.
After some smooth from Brad talk about his economics class and the relationship between supply and demand in the world market, this desperate shemale is ready to make her move, and Brad is ready to score some puntos.
They go into the bathroom and she begins to perform fallacio on our young hero. During this horrific and slobbery ordeal, Brad's teammate pops his head through the bathroom window and begins to film this grotesque display of attempted oral sex on his iphone. With a quick thumbs up to the camera and a sly smile only a heavily drunken frat boy can muster, Brad has earned an impressive 6 points for his team.
After the disgraceful night of drunken debauchery, points are tallied and only one team can prevail.
Do you have what it takes? Go on, noble frat boy, and play like a champion.
by Mr. Vodka April 29, 2008
Get the Dragon Slayingmug. a huge cock capable of splitting bitches open, thusly they scream as if they are getting attacked by a dragon. The man dragon makes loose holes tight.
by Mitka April 11, 2004
Get the man dragonmug. A person, or persons, who prefer to wear trip pants, leg warmers, dark colored clothes, and really baggy shirts.
Jared: Dude, look at those dragon riders
Joseph: I know man, they are gonna try to mosh in the pit
Jared: its okay, they are gonna trip and fall on there trip pants.
Joseph: I know man, they are gonna try to mosh in the pit
Jared: its okay, they are gonna trip and fall on there trip pants.
by JabberJaw-Joseph September 28, 2009
Get the Dragon Ridermug. John- "Dude have you played the new Dragon Flogger game yet, I can't get past the second level!?"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
Friend who lies about everything- "Yeah dude, that game is awesome. I totally beat it as soon as it came out!"
Friend 2- "No you haven't, because that game doesn't exist you douche! Why do you have to lie about EVERYTHING!"
by Milt the Stilt March 25, 2010
Get the Dragon Floggermug. When you make a beak shape with your hand, put tobasco sauce on said beak, and shove that in someones mouth/b-hole
by thelordonhisknees April 28, 2011
Get the Dragon Beakmug.