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Train Slap

The painful slap in the face one receives when they lean too far over the subway track to see if the train is coming. The subway comes... and they are slapped in the face by the train. Not hard enough to knock off their head, but just hard enough for it to be considered a Train Slap.
Me: " You better step away from the tracks, Katie, you're in for a painful train slap."

Katie: " I've been train slapped before, and I won't let it happen again"
by met21 August 16, 2011
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dink slap

To slap someone with your dink.
Get away you fucker, or I'll give you a dink slap.
by Shylo Sasakamoose April 13, 2008
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Lappy slap

The act of happy slapping a laptop computer when the user becomes angry or annoyed with the laptop's compatability in question. The word lappy is a shortened version of the word laptop, and rhymes with happy, the first word in happy slap- see example below for clearer description...
person 1: Man, if my laptop crashes again, I'm gonna give it a right ol' lappy slap.

person 2: How's that gonna help?

person 1: I dunno... why dont I lappy slap you instead?

person 2: That's happy slap dumbass...

person 1: Shut up...
by Starshine101 March 30, 2009
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slug slapping

When a girl take her soaking wet hair and slaps it against your back.
At the pool, my girlfriend kept slug slapping me.
by Lane Briggs April 8, 2013
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Willy Slap

To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....

The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
by Noodlesticks McGrew January 6, 2014
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quick slap

A type of slap that is achieved by holding your non-dominant hand near an object, usually a person, and quickly moving your dominant hand between the object/person and your non-dominant hand. This creates a quick and repetitive slapping noise. The faster the better.
"Hey guys, I'm feeling pretty hyper. I'm going to quick slap John to release some energy. It sounds funny too."
by EpicMustardSeed June 12, 2014
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Chap slap

When a male gets slapped in the gonads by another male and the latter shouts "CHAP SLAP!"
"Chap slap!" keiran exclaimed as he whacked aden in the gonads
by Richard Bronze-Balls Johnson December 21, 2014
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