text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

Testyoluk

Fucking amazing dude can rival Chad himself.

Hey you're like a testyoluk, can I be like you?

by Testyoluk August 12, 2017

Text Bubbled

When you notice the "..." indication that someone is replying to a text -- and. it. goes. on. forever -- only to FINALLY arrive as an "ok" or something extremely brief given the amount of time you were "bubbled."

"Oh man, I was just text bubbled for, like, 15 minutes for a two-word reply. WTF?"

"After text bubbling me for five minutes, you reply, 'ok.' It took you that long to write, 'ok'?"

by continuous waveform May 3, 2018

TEXT TONE MEMORY LOSS

The condition of a person who on average takes days to respond to even the simplest texts. When asked about it they will say they didn’t realize they didn’t respond. Also known as TTML.

Hey Charlie, ask Aliya if she wants a meal from McDonald’s. Sorry Mark, Aliya suffers from text tone memory loss; She won’t respond for a few days.

by King Raimundo December 7, 2021

text wall

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another text wall

by someone who is a furry January 28, 2022

Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.

Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink

by Silky_13 December 19, 2022

phantom text message

You could swear you feel your phone vibrate against your thigh, but when you look there are no text messages.

You: (pulls phone out of pocket to check text)
Your wife: That better not be that little slut from your office texting you again!
You: It was a phantom text message, honest!

by fbar December 2, 2010