Monitor Tan

When someone spends all of their time in front of their screen, and never gets out into the real world

Friend 1: Hey, where's Derick?
Friend 2: Derick decided he wanted to stay home and work on his monitor tan.

by Lawdog606 March 9, 2023

Slightly-tanned white girl

The most evil race I've come across in my entire life. Backstabbing, drama obsessed, guilt tripping bastards. Not all of them tho

Person 1: You see Sofia over there? She seems pretty upset maybe we should go talk to her.
Person 2: Don't talk to her, shes a Slightly-tanned white girl, I saw her cry over a fucking cupcake.

by Ass E. Beater March 25, 2022

Aaron Tan

Fucking amazing and smart af

Aaron Tan is the best

by ZacS777 June 28, 2022

bilders tan

when you have a tan line from wearing long socks

my brother has a bad bilders tan he should take his socks off more often

by BOB600000000000000000000 May 29, 2007

Andrew Tan Jun Yien

a guy who gives bullshit reasons or lies to friends to flake on his friends instead of being honest.

My friend Sam just Andrew Tan Jun Yien-ed me today. I’m so so disappointed.

by hollahollacookka November 11, 2019

ugly tanning

Ugly tanning means when you lay flat on the beach and don't care about looking cute and skinny you just lay like a whale with wet soggy hair and cellulite, the end goal is to be the tannest person on the beach

hey girl, can’t come over today, i’m ugly tanning down at the beach xx

by SOMFFFFYYYYY August 26, 2023

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023