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toilet talk

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.
"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006
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lick talk

Talking to bad or reckless to someone encouraging them to fight you
Aye yo I heard Chris be talkin that lick talk
by Bean27 August 25, 2016
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coffee talk

talking and rehashing the up's and down's of life, while sipping coffee, which obviously increases the importance and maturity of all those involved
leslie: "we need to meet up for coffee talk."
rachel: "you got it girl, i gotta tell you about the drama going down"
by toejobba January 16, 2011
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talk to the hand

I dont want to hear it, or stop talking
by Mike September 2, 2003
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leet talk

Out-of-date talk made by 40 year old virgins who live with thier mom and play Counter-Strike all day.

leet talk contains numbers to replace letters similar to what they look like.

Such as "Teh Fuxx0r", "j00 n00b", "411 y0ur b45s R B-long t0 u5" and B1ll G4t3s"
dont get me wrong, i love CS, but i despise leet talk and im no where near as nerdy as this.
by James Lowe February 12, 2005
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baby talk

1. The cutesy gibberish uttered by:

a. Babies.

b. Adults talking to babies and pet animals.

2. The genesis of ebonics.
Some peeps' verbal skills are retarded because their families only talk baby talk to them. They never hear a complete sentence until they enter preschool.

Who knows what baby talk does to the minds of dumb animals?
by Downstrike May 24, 2005
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Dolphin Talk

During the act of vaginal penetration, a person either intentionally or unintentionally attempts the act of anal penetration. At that moment, the person receiving anal penetration looks back and loudly exclaims "eehh ahhh...ehhh ahhh" in a manner similar to a dolphin.
My old lady gave me dolphin talk after I "accidentally" poked her in the butthole while railing her doggy style
by GP Stone August 25, 2013
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