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i'll take two, please!

A tongue-in-cheek response to a product or service that appears lavish, excessive in volume, or extravagant in price.
You mean if I eat the entire 84 Ounce Steak in one hour along with all of the sides, I get it for free? I'll take two, please!

The new high rise project downtown just finished; you can get a 1200 square foot condo with panoramic city views starting at $550,000. I'll take two, please!
by Spartana January 26, 2018
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FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS

When you have to take a piss and you have to say it out loud. It mostly is said when your having sex It interrupts a crowd and makes some fucktards laugh
Bruce: JENNA FUCK I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS JENNA FUCK OFF
Jenna: WE CANT STOP JUST FUCKING HOLD IT
by Boomfuckalacka November 17, 2019
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ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down

Someone is beating you in a video game, sport, or some sort of competition and you ain't gonna lose without a fight.
Micheal just went 5-6 in a game he ain't gonna take a beating lyin' down.
by A_Person_Who_Plays_Games October 23, 2020
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Wake it and take it

The act to awakening ones partner with sexual intercourse without waiting for consent.
I was too fucked up on coke last night so I had to hit her with the wake it and take it.
by Dee34673 April 28, 2021
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I can't take this anymore

When your friend get a bad grade and he says
"I can't take this anymore"
A: what grade u got

B: I can't take this anymore
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Ali Reda Take

A take so bad that it will make you re-think your existence on planet earth. It is usually mixed in with his casual sports knowledge.
“Kyrie carried Lebron to that 2016 Cavs ring.”
“Wow, that’s such a Ali Reda take.”
by Meezo February 1, 2022
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he is the most deadly duo ever . he has made the perfect team. he teamed up with sonic to numb your brain with dumb memes and give you terminal seven brain cancer. he also teamed up with mario to bash down your door and take your liver. and duolingo does the final blow by killing you and your family
not bob: dang duolingo is going to take your family. bob: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh can you help me. not bob: I am afraid not he will kill me because he also has my family. bob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by kjhgfyuytfrdrfc June 14, 2022
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