Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper May 30, 2018

twat powder

A typically homemade mixture of talcum powder and spices such as cinnamon, allspice, etc.; applied to the vulva to deodorize and absorb errant juice mucus; typically used in Asian and Sub-Saharan cultures.

Her twat powder gave her gash a pleasing aroma. I plowed her anon.

by Bajammer Rex September 30, 2013

Twat waffle

Someone who is a absolute idiot

Andre is being a freaking twat waffle

by Debbiedukes January 18, 2017