twat jockey

1. an insult used to describe a male who attracts a lot of female attention. ie: man whore.

1. female a: "That boy over there is exceptionally attractive."

female b: "Yes, you're right. But I heard from Female C that he is a major twat jockey. You better stear clear of him."

by woahbaby!!! January 14, 2010

intolerable twat

A very irritating person(quite often the male persuasion), acting very rudely

I can not believe how much of an intolerable twat he is being.

by Kris_P December 22, 2016

Twat McFuck

1. A person who answers something really obvious incorrect
2. A Incredibly annoying person
3. A Person (more commonly a man) with an IQ lower than 69

Some kid: Your face is the size of the football field!
Another kid: Shut up you Twat McFuck

by KnightzFoLife September 4, 2016

twat-wad

a piece of toilet paper that gets stuck in a woman's pubic hair.

"Taking that twat-wad out of my pubes really hurt."

by kroostergirl February 19, 2012

twat mcmuffin

1. (Noun) when the vaginal lips are pushed together until they appear as two sausage patties and then placed in between two pieces of an english muffin to make it appear like a mcmuffin.

My girlfriend fell asleep naked the other day so i pushed her vagina into a twat mcmuffin and devoured that shit!

by aikybrky February 24, 2010

twat floppin

To wing it.

To perform an act, such as to give a speech, without the usual preparation. To improvise or ad-lib.

Fuck this shit i didn't study i'm twat floppin it.

by jfreakzach April 11, 2010

vapid twat

Someone who is is a dull stupid person

“Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”

by notabottom: March 6, 2022