Turkey Purist

A self absorbed person who turkey hunts. Screams like a Neanderthal running through the woods for fifteen minutes after shooting a turkey. Makes sure to let everyone know they’re the best at turkey hunting. Essentially the “crossfit” group of turkey hunting.

Did you see that Turkey Purist video his turkey kill in selfie mode again? He made sure to let you know he smoked his cigar for thirty minutes after his “mystical experience in the woods” too.

by Bushwhacker1 April 26, 2023

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swag turkey

A very modernized elderly person

Person one: "Look at that old lady, using that tablet like a pro!" Person two: " Yeah, she's a real swag turkey.

by Epicjazzhound February 9, 2015

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Turkey leg

(N) The result of going to the Georgetown Oktoberfest and convince your wife to dip her foot in chocolate so you can lick it off her and make her friends uncomfortable

Chelsey gave Hector a turkey leg last year and now they’re not allowed back in the festival.

by CanWinkWithBothEyes September 6, 2021

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turkey gurbble

The sound a male turkey makes to attract his bitches
Ie: blalbalbgartyysjl.... I wanna ruffle your feathers

The male turkey gurbbled for his bitches

by Johnnysexy August 14, 2017

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Bushman's Turkey

To furiously jettison mucus from the one's nose in geyser bursts. Block one nostril, apply large amounts of pressure through the other and aim downwards towards the ground. It should clear the nose instantly.

If not performed correctly, with sub-par pressure or dignity, one may be left with Jenolan Cave stalactites hanging from one's face perch.

Oh, look! Dave's banging out a Bushman's Turkey!

(Dave proceeds to excrete a series of lengthy mucus from his snoz)

by MC Ned Kelly March 13, 2010

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