toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

by david haywood August 1, 2003

The La Crosse Toss

A move created by one of the sickest dudes in La Crosse. This is when you 69 and go the extra inch and half (three inches total) so that both partners are licking buttholes. Also known as the Buisman #2.

Tim: "What's the quickest way to eat shit and get a clean asshole?"
Harold: "The La Crosse Toss baby... Oh yeah."

by Kyle Willinger November 4, 2007

Toshi

Assumed pseudonym used by 16 year old girls because they "TOTALLY HATE" their given name.

"Oh my god, I can't believe my parents put thought into picking a name for me; forget them, everyone call me Toshi."

by Bancho February 25, 2009

Tosh.0 Principle

The Tosh.0 Principle describes an increasingly common and rather infuriating occurrence in which an obscure joke, character, story, or other piece of media is referenced in mainstream media, causing everybody to think it originated from the latter.

Named after the TV show Tosh.0, which provides commentary on internet viral videos. Other notorious culprits include South Park, Family Guy, and rap music.

You: "Have you seen that video of the crazy Ugandan preacher talking about gay people?"

Your Friend: "You mean the one from Tosh.0?"

You: "The Tosh.0 Principle strikes again!"

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Your Friend: "Hey, turn it up. This is that MC Hammer song."

You: "This is Super Freak, you idiot."

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Your Friend: "What are you reading?"

You: "The Call of Cthulhu."

Your Friend: "Isn't that a Metallica song?"

by voltaire1994 November 13, 2010

tossamander

A tossamander is an amphibian that is willing to toss your salad.

"Man, that tossamander really licked my butthole clean!"

by Petra Core January 12, 2006

Uber-tosser

Someone who constantly describes products services or ideas as Uber, Funky, Sexy or Foxy.

These people are usually found on vacation around Aspen (USA), Whsitler(Canada) or Courchevel (Austria), and can easily be identified by their gaudy clothing (with correct label) and bright blue drinks.

That geezer's a right Uber-tosser

by Simon January 20, 2005

hip-toss

During a hook up, one partner will perform this move with the purpose of changing positions, i.e., from the top to the bottom, or vise versa.

He hip-tossed me a little too enthusiastically and I hit my head on the wall, but it was cool because then I got to be on top.

by mb25 April 25, 2006