Top Shelf

Taking a shit in the top tank of a toilet. Reserved only for the worst of enemies. (See "Smite") Also ("BF")

I gave that fucker a Top Shelf and now he dont fuck with me no more.

by Hector Projector April 7, 2003

Top Bitch

The best bitch to be. Only get raped once in prison and then you're set. One and done essentially.

Top bitch is kinda the opposite of a bottom bitch. Instead of the favorite bitch, you are the trusted bitch.

by 420RAPIST August 26, 2010

Top Real world girls

1. Tonya-Chicago
2. Cameran-Sand diego
3. Trishelle-Las vegas
4. Mallory-Paris
5. Sarah-Philly
Others receiving votes: The girls mj and brad had one night stands with

Dude 1:Dude wre u just in the bathroom
dude 2: Yeah i was chokin my chicken i just watched real world chicago.....Tonyas fuckin amazing

by the king tits December 14, 2004

Top Gun

A great film about Naval Aviators made in 1985 and released in the early summer of 1986. Starring Tom Cruise as Maverick. Some (easily-led) people, support the Tarantino-fuelled idea that this film has a gay subplot, but this is total shit.Just watch it and enjoy it, its no masterpiece in terms of screen-writing but it embodies what made the 1980's a great decade.

Top Gun is a great film from 1986

by Maverick Corleone May 31, 2006

Top of the Rock

The high from smoking the first crack rock of the day; or the act of smoking the first crack rock of the day

I'm totally riding the top of the rock.

by Pierrot le Fou July 30, 2008

top wank

something as marvelous as having a very nice, sensual wank

Example 1: cor pour us another pint mike that last one was top wanK
Example 2: ur essay was top wank keep it up and you'll achieve great educational suckses

by Charlie Mcnamara January 14, 2007

top dog

the person in charge

The top dog is holding another meeting. Why does he always work too hard?

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2009