sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

titsex

A form of sexual intercourse involving the application of the penis in between the tits of a voluptuous woman. This procedure is most effectively performed with the addition of some form of lubricated substance which is used to facilitate the sliding friction between the respective sexual organs. It is advised to proceed with caution in the perfomance of the maneuver as there can be significant irritation to the head of the penis as well as a potential for the busting of a nut.

Hey baby, let's have us some titsex.

by Harry Schlong December 11, 2007

aww tits

a funny expression to say when things dont go your way. Display of being pissed, mad, frustrated, or anger. This expression is used more on little things. Another substitution for aww shit.

Josh-Hey katie you just fucked up in the game you gotta finish your beer.
Katie- Are you serious, aww tits!

Brian-Hey your beer bitch now!
John-Aww tits!

by Mezy March 5, 2008

fat tits

A boy with abnormally large tits, usually not well rounded, but pointy. (see moobs)

sean lavelle goes to the market to deliver the milk

by cole March 13, 2005

tits on a rooster

1: Double useless, something with no point at all. Comes off of "tits on" any male mammal, since males don't nurse the young; chickens of course don't nurse their young at all, so tits would be especially useless on a rooster.

2: derogatory for tiny or very small breasts

He's not even tits on a boar, at best he's tits on a rooster.

So we had it about worked out when Tits on a Rooster finally showed up, and it all had to have his input.

She's got about the same tits God gave a rooster.

by old lang guy October 29, 2006

Tits on wheels

Anything that is as amazing as mobile tits; Wicked awesomeness. Also abbreviated as TOW.

Dude, that girl gave pussy to both Kyle AND Jon?! That's pretty tits on wheels!

by Titsonwheels January 18, 2009

Low tits

A girl that wears her tits low. Her shirt is low and her tits show, but no nip. Just low tits iight.

Guy 1:Hey look at that girl.
Guy 2: She got low tits.
Guy 1: Niiiice

by kuku321 April 4, 2011