book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008

Fred Thomas

The worst CB in New Orleans Saints history. Pessimist Pete Frequently called him a jackass bo.

Elvis Garbac threw for 8 TDs, all on Fred Thomas.

by Pessimist Pete January 28, 2009

Jared Thomas

Somebody who doesn't answer your messages. When or if they respond, there messages are about weed or anything that contains THC.

P1: dude answer my messages
P2: no response

P1: Your such a Jared Thomas!

by Omgimaduck August 28, 2014

As Lost as Thomas

When you miss several weeks of class because of some illness/ you're just dumb and can't follow the material learned in class

Ben: How's that Biology class?
Gabe: Oh man I can't seem to get it, I'm As Lost As thomas

by funner98 December 9, 2016

Thomas Mills

A guy with blonde curly hair and no eyebrows. Thomas also has an abundance of energy but gets triggered easily. He tends to spaz on the daily.

Dude, quit being a Thomas Mills.

by SpazGang November 13, 2018

Thomas Montalto

Idiot.

Thomas montalto is an idiot.

by Not Nirav Patel November 20, 2018

Thomas Okubo

Thomas Okubo is a asshole. He that guy who you find cute and endearing at first and then he opens his mouth a couple months later and makes you wonder- How tf did I like this guy - however then you relapse and are back in his hands until you realize he's still an asshole. Depending on the type of girl you are this will either keep happening or you will actually get over his ass.

Angelica- Is that Thomas Okubo?
Jasmine- Shush. Don't say the rat's name it might come over here.

by Jasmine Darling November 21, 2018