Person 1: I am not a sailor.
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
Person 2: Ask Leila?
Person 3: Escalator?
Person 4: S Club 7?
Person 1: Wow, what a trail of fail
by cold porridge May 6, 2018
Get the Trail of failmug. Narrator: Ben takes supersizesd hit from bong
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
Ben: You know when you are in the cereal isle at the store ...(20 excruciatingly long minutes late)...so that’s how I came to the conclusion that Trix ARE for kids!
Jerry: Woahhh man, you really trailed. You must really love cereal!
Narrator: Ben enthusiastically passes the bong to Jerry, as he continued trailing about his cereal endeavors.
by whatitisdoe February 22, 2019
Get the Trailedmug. The Cum Trail refers to the path one takes after ejaculating, usually to a bathroom, to clean up their shameful mess. On the way, cum tends to slide off of the hands and body onto the floor unknowingly, thus creating a trail of cum.
I wonder how much jizz has been left in the wake of my Cum Trail.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
I've partaken on my Cum Trail journey so much, the carpet is starting to fester.
by Sparsse May 28, 2021
Get the Cum Trailmug. To have another person blow upon your pubic hair.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
A modification of this is called a gooseberry falls.
by Ryan Mcshizzle May 9, 2005
Get the Windy Trailmug. A term coined by two 21st century outdoors-men frequently coming into contact with young shirtless seemingly muscle pumped human males sometimes sporting questionable clothing styles along popular hiking routes in the USA.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
Some characteristics of the trail twink include: young male, high chance of steroid abuse, no shirt, just shorts, pink hats, pink anything, overly excited or easily excitable demeanors, is rarely equipped for a long term hike and when accompanied with a female companion a normally questionable relationship can be deduced.
Thoughts you may have when crossing paths with a trail twink:
“Where they together?”
“Why was he so happy and giddy the entire time?”
“We are in hostile wilderness, why is he simply wearing shorts and no shirt out here for? Not to mention a pink hat”
These patterns of behavior among other obvious signs yet to be fully analyzed comprise of the “Trail Twink”.
by PeaceXLove777 July 22, 2020
Get the Trail Twinkmug. When one gets the instant urge to use the toilet during the middle of a shower, without drying off appropriately. Because said person has to towel off immediately, it leaves a "trail" of water from the shower to the toilet.
by McBurgerton February 9, 2010
Get the Trail of tearsmug. by thecumslaytions February 16, 2022
Get the trailingmug.