smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

by tpvillain February 17, 2025

SMURF

Short Merry Unsettling Ratty Fuck

“Thanks for helping me pull! Has anyone told you you’re a SMURF?”
“What’s that?”
“A short merry unsettling ratty fuck?”
“Wtf bro”

by Sexybaby669 November 1, 2022

Smurfed

When someone sings part of a song and it gets stuck in your head

Bitch you’ve been smurfed

by Deez nuttzzzzz March 15, 2018

Papa smurf

A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!

I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!

by $Illy $ally July 3, 2023

smurf onion

What you define tiny balls group close together that seem to have never been washed in years

Guy 1: yo you heard tyrone
Guy 2: That guy isn't tough, he got a smurf onion!

by bambo15 April 22, 2017

Papa Smurf

The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.

“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”

by My Papa Smurf February 25, 2023