Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014

Close the door upwards

Another, more polite way to say shut up.

"I can say whatever I want. Why don't you close the door upwards!"

by zark5 April 16, 2009

The door is to your left

The polite way of saying 'gtfo.'

Person A: omgg hi gaizu wuu2????
Person B: ...the door is to your left.

Person A: I totally just bought Justin Bieber's new album. Can't wait to play it!
Person B: The door is to your left.

Person A: fake n gay
Person B: the door is to your left.

by Eiose November 12, 2010

hoof the back doors in

A term to express forced anal violation, usually of a female.

I'd like to hoof the back doors in on that young beauty

by Hoof Man February 3, 2010

Dick Door(s)

The Dick Door(s) does not only consist of the opening in men's under-where where the penis comes out but also the fly of the pants.

Guy 1: You use the Dick Door(s)? I usually just pull my pants down.

by Dr. M0 August 28, 2009

Door way bandit

When dec fingers you against a door whilst at a party

The door way bandit strikes again, bet you don’t know who I am

by USKET123 January 13, 2020

The Girl Next Door

A good fucking movie, features the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert. Very funny.

Check "The Girl Next Door", you will not be disappointed.

by AC March 20, 2005