she: enters the room with a bloody chainsaw
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!
he: I like spanking just as much as the next guy, but this is where i draw the line
she: Dieeeeee!!!
by The Real Rick James April 30, 2006
A guy who falls under the criteria of being 'Indie'
Usually sports the long, messed up hair that looks as if they haven't bothered to fix it, which is the style that they've been trying to achieve in the first place.
Fashion wise, coats and scarves are often worn, with the ocassional trilby hat here and there. Do not forget the jeans, the most common cut are the skinny legs, but sometimes they are not quite skinny legs but more of a straight cut.
Indie guys are the hottest guys, but please never EVER mistake them for being the same as emo.
Usually sports the long, messed up hair that looks as if they haven't bothered to fix it, which is the style that they've been trying to achieve in the first place.
Fashion wise, coats and scarves are often worn, with the ocassional trilby hat here and there. Do not forget the jeans, the most common cut are the skinny legs, but sometimes they are not quite skinny legs but more of a straight cut.
Indie guys are the hottest guys, but please never EVER mistake them for being the same as emo.
Indie Girl: Whoa, check out that guy...
Onlooker: That guy? He looks like he just woke up, the sun's out and he's wearing a scarf!
Indie Girl: He's so Indie.
Onlooker: You like emos?
Indie Girl: I'm sick of people mistaking Indies for Emos, firstly Emo will never catch up to Indie's greatness and sense off individuality and secondly, Indie guys don't go off putting eyeliner on and cutting themselves whenever the world doesnt go their way.
Onlooker: ...
Onlooker: That guy? He looks like he just woke up, the sun's out and he's wearing a scarf!
Indie Girl: He's so Indie.
Onlooker: You like emos?
Indie Girl: I'm sick of people mistaking Indies for Emos, firstly Emo will never catch up to Indie's greatness and sense off individuality and secondly, Indie guys don't go off putting eyeliner on and cutting themselves whenever the world doesnt go their way.
Onlooker: ...
by Alean November 29, 2007
A guy who takes the position of 'boyfriend' to save a girl from random creepers in a social setting.
Girl- "Hey, thanks for saving me from that wierd guy. Didn't enjoy him hitting on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
Guy friend- "No problem, I'm your safe guy so you can count on me"
by hollahollawewt March 30, 2009
Guy 1 'hey guys'
Guys 2 and 3 'hey guys'
Random guy 'hey guys'
Ladies 'hey guys'
They 'hey guys'
ECT,.
Guys 2 and 3 'hey guys'
Random guy 'hey guys'
Ladies 'hey guys'
They 'hey guys'
ECT,.
by TheOGheyguys April 26, 2020
Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.
Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number
Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number
by K_Lawson January 19, 2009
Example (setup): What the "baby-ruth" guy said in the movie Goonies.
Example (actual): "Hey you guys!"
Example (actual): "Hey you guys!"
by chaeseco June 02, 2003
Simple math, really.
The Simpsons minus the genius-ness that the Simpsons series has equals an overrated TV show for people who find irrelevant and random clips humorous (aka Family Guy).
Some people may think that South Park was being "random" with the manatees on the Cartoon Wars episode, but unlike Family Guy, this idea was a great use of metaphor of how it seems as if the writing staff of Family Guy just take random ideas ("idea balls") and put them together to form a "Remember the time when..." joke.
The only way I`ll ever credit Family Guy as "genius" is if the whole reason of creating Family Guy were to make easy money by targeting the not-as-mentally-or-emotionally-intelligent group of America (which appears to be a lot) with cheap jokes.
The Simpsons minus the genius-ness that the Simpsons series has equals an overrated TV show for people who find irrelevant and random clips humorous (aka Family Guy).
Some people may think that South Park was being "random" with the manatees on the Cartoon Wars episode, but unlike Family Guy, this idea was a great use of metaphor of how it seems as if the writing staff of Family Guy just take random ideas ("idea balls") and put them together to form a "Remember the time when..." joke.
The only way I`ll ever credit Family Guy as "genius" is if the whole reason of creating Family Guy were to make easy money by targeting the not-as-mentally-or-emotionally-intelligent group of America (which appears to be a lot) with cheap jokes.
Family Guy Staff: Let`s take 5 idea balls and write another one of our classic jokes!
(more math)
"Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" = Lois asks Peter to do the laundry, and Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman.
"Remember the time when I won a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman?"
(more math)
"Laundry" + "Date" + "Winning" + "Mexico" + "Gary Coleman" = Lois asks Peter to do the laundry, and Peter recalls winning a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman.
"Remember the time when I won a date in Mexico with Gary Coleman?"
by [itsANGiE] December 21, 2008