Tartels

Pièces of dry pooping.

Oh my god! I have tartels on my ass!

by Stronpons August 8, 2011

'Tarted

'Tarted describes someone who acts retarded in a manner of ratchet, stupid, thirty, or embarrassing.

Those booty shorts make that white girl look 'tarted.

by NannyMary13835 January 18, 2017

Pube Tarts

A game that has the following rules:

1. Crumble two Pop Tarts (One wrapper) into your pubes while still wearing pants.

2. Go up to a stranger or friend and pop open your pants while shouting "PUBE TARTS!"

3. The stranger or friend now has 1 minute to eat all the pop tart crumbs on the floor.

4. If he or she fails to eat all the crumbs in the time allotted, they must eat your pube hairs.

Reza: Hey, what should we do with these extra pop tarts?

Bobak: Let's just jizz on them and give them to blind people.

Blake: No, I got a better idea let's play a little game of pube tarts.

Reza: Oh shit dog, that'd be so funny. My pubes are begging to be chomped on.

by DavidEKelly September 30, 2010

i tarted

short for i reeeeetarted

ur soo tarted your reading this u stupid s.o.b.

by amado February 17, 2005

tartar sauce

The gay version of mayonnaise

Tartar sauce is the gay version of mayonnaise.

by Hockaday September 29, 2006

POP TARTS

A code word used to describe white people.

Girl all of these Pop Tarts are getting on my nerves, I can't wait until I get off.

by PEEPLE N V May 20, 2008

Queef Tartar

The act of putting high grade premium raw beef into one's vagina and then queefing it out.

"That guy's a freak"
"Yeah, I heard he enjoys Queef Tartar on the regular"

by modestmouse32456 October 21, 2011