swimonski

the word used when it's time to leave a venue or event

this place is dead shall we swimonski?

by curtisnotjack November 20, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.

I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.

by M.Mo August 13, 2021

Swimmer’s Ear

The most painful outside ear infection that makes your jaw hurt and put drops in your ear

Swimmer: I got Swimmer’s Ear
Friend: is that good?

Swimmer: No it hurts WAY too bad!

by -The Girls September 26, 2021

swimming in my pool

Having sex in a bathtub. Can be used in more than 2 people context or just 2.

JFK: "Hey! Let's all go swimming in my pool! And by pool I mean bathtub. And by swimming, I mean SEX-"

by ashtonirweeniedog October 4, 2021

swimp

a person with a tiny penis

Yo that guy tried having sex with me, mans had a swimp

by glizzy glob stopper 3000 October 10, 2021

swimsuitchars

Swimsuitchars is a person who is obsessed with Charli grace damelio and is someone who thinks vinnie hacker is hot. And this is all she says. “I WANT CRUMBL COOKIES.” And she eats Cheesecake Factory sourdough bread with butter and she spends most of her money on merch, (her whole class hates her=) and that’s all folks:)!

Swimsuitchars loves crumbl.

by Swimsuitchars October 12, 2021

Swimmer1905

Fat smelly pig. Soaking up in their own shit all day. A person so miserable, you can’t even do anything to cheer them up. Just let them be to rot alone till their lonely dying day. Named swimmer because they were the one most retarded sperm cell that some how on a fluke made it to the egg, when it should have just slid down their moms leg

Oh, that’s just swimmer1905. They can get fucked

by Swimmer1905isatwat November 23, 2021