Surprise Sex

A Descreit way to explain rape

"She was subjected to Surprise Sex"

by Pedalzlala October 15, 2007

Lobster surprise

When you unknowingly use a word that has a salacious, alternative meaning.

Grandma, you should look that word up before you use it, or you'll get a lobster surprise!

by sassycatny November 17, 2020

pringle surprise

a food stuff (pringle) covered in semenal fluid and fed to another person without the knowledge of the seminal fluid.

that girl had a pringle surprise and through up !

by james castell February 21, 2009

Dark Surprise

When you sneak up on a girl beat the shit out of her face with your cock until she dies.

Bridget: I dont like you, John
John: ight bitch get ready for a dark surprise
Bridget: No! please!
:WACK WACK WACK WACK!
john: thats right bitch how u like me now... u dead.

by fuckuinthebuttholehard April 22, 2010

towel surprise

When you take a wet towel and drag it down the crack of your ass to leave a dark brown streak of shit and ass hair. The towel is then usually strategically placed in the laundry hamper so that when someone reaches in to fetch the dirty laundry, he or she can't help but get a handful of ass in the process.

Thomas left a two foot long towel surprise in the laundry hamper this morning when he found out it was his 19 year old daughters turn to do the laundry.

by Gertrude Smith August 23, 2005

taco surprise

During drunken doggystyle sex, the guy pulls out and pukes on the girl's back. He then proceeds to blow a load on top of the puke makeing a delicous concoction. To finish it off he dips a tortilla chip in the mixture then feeds it to the dirty ho.

"I just gave that nasty slut a taco surprise."

by bmass33 November 10, 2008

Shanghai Surprise

To find Al Gore in your toilet.

I was gobsmacked to find a Shanghai Surprise.

by Friday13 July 18, 2010