A Stoner 

A person that smokes Pot or does other types of drugs.

A person that is imspired by getting high.

A person gets high not to be uneducated but to be happy and wants to do more stuff with friends that they would never do if not high.

It makes sex better!!!!!!

Dude 1: Dude lets go smoke some pot man so i can watch that thing in the corner move around it looks like it is alive but i don't want to get to close it because it might crawl at me with its front leg.
Dude 2: LMAO WHAT THE FUCK MAN YOU ARE SUCH A STONER.

A Stoner by qzn August 4, 2009

hippie stoner moment 

When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.

David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!

hippie stoner moment by hippie_queen February 21, 2008

Honorary Stoner 

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.

I am a 'Honorary stoner'.

Honorary Stoner by honorarystonerman October 4, 2010

synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.

George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker

synonyms: stoner by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013

Magyver Stoner 

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

Magyver Stoner by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Cong Stoner 

When you are doing Cong too often and get high.

John: Did you do Cong again?

Mary: Yes
John: Be honest, are you a Cong Stoner?

Cong Stoner by Caleo :P July 4, 2021

Trump Stoner 

An individual who supporters the Trump Campaign but also believes in the legalization of marijuana, often one who smokes regularly. A Trump Stoner truly loves his red, white, and green.

“Yo bro you see that guy in the maga shirt over there? Kids got a whole backwood in his ear what?!?!”

“Woah that guy smokes pot AND understands basic economics? That’s a true Trump Stoner right there, brother.”

Trump Stoner by Libtardhater July 6, 2021