Shakespeare

The unfunniest comedian that ever existed.

John: Here are some excerpts from Shakespeare's work, "A Midsummer Night's Dream"

*blah blah*

Jack: Wait.... They are funny! HaHaHa... NO.

by Doppelgangergang January 22, 2009

snakes on a plane

The 2006 summer movie that served as the beginning of the end for Samuel L Jackson's acting career.

"Did you see Samuel L Jackson in that movie 'Snakes on a Plane?' That motherfucker must be spending too much time with Bobby, Whitney, and their glass dick!"

by kevhanel September 8, 2006

Milk Shakes

When a girl gives a guy a handjob. The action is remarkably similiar to 'shaking' and the result is milk. Hence, a 'Milk Shake'.

'Missy Eliot's Milk Shakes bring ALL the boys to the yard'

by Lucien Vaucluse May 11, 2006

Fuck Snakes!

When something goes terribly wrong, just another word for being pissed off or angry.

1"You know your Plasma T.V.???"
2"Yeah"
1"It dont work, i've broke it"
2"Fuck Snakes!"

by Nick Peers September 24, 2008

United States Navy

The worlds finest Navy, comprised of ships to transport Marines to the middle of nowhere to kill men women and children who are widely untrained, planes to bomb shit so the marines can walk into the smoldering crater and act like they actually did something useful like they used to a hundred years ago, and land based forces to keep retard marines from getting blown up by IEDs or dying from extreme mental retardation while they act like they've ever done something.
A branch of the military that goes out to sea in large vessels where they could all die together without having the chance to scatter like hollywood marines.

"I hate the Marine Corps. I never do anything but get fucked over. I should have joined the real UNITED STATES NAVY instead of trying to imitate the Army"

"The Marine Corps is the retarded afterbirth of the UNITED STATES NAVY"

"The UNITED STATES NAVY does awesome shit that is actually useful."

by HungryFlapJackDude April 17, 2010

make snakes

When one defecates what appears to be a passel of brown snakes.

Excuse me, I just drank a big cup of coffee and now I have to go make snakes.

by Cheetopudding September 29, 2008

United States

the US, founded on the basis of "Freedom". The only country where you can become the most powerful man in the world.

in America

by ass blaster September 12, 2003