Straight Juiced Em!

when someone makes a joke or crack on someone else.
when someone "PWNs" someone or "OWNed" them in the form of a joke.
when you say something completely rediculous or out of context that in no way shape or form has anything to do with the conversation but you somehow make it a joke.

kid1: in order to beat the man, you gotta be the man
kid2: in order to beat the meat
you must know your limits
kid3: Straight Juiced Em!

by StraightJuicedEm! April 1, 2009

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straight dark knight

when someone gets extremely angry, and or violent with a person or persons, and proceeds to either verbally or physically assault them, and even sometimes both. similar to Batman in the The Dark Knight.

Brandon- Man, did you see that lady in the store yell, and clobber her son when he would stop begging for candy?

Jeremy- Yeah, she went straight dark knight on him.

by KingBRM January 3, 2010

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straight marriage

A marriage between people who are heterosexual. The relationship ordained by the Abrahamic deity.

I'm not having a gay marriage. I'm having a STRAIGHT marriage!

by tory borty December 15, 2012

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Straight Month

Straight month is in July celebrating People who are heterosexual

Yo John
John: what
You celebrating Straight month
,:John: yeah

by Science Of Robotics and Sex SR June 5, 2023

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Straight hair

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

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