Sports Fish

A person who is just abruptly rude for no reason at all or in other words, is a asswhole.
Mary today was being a sports fish
by Drike August 11, 2019
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Jump Sport Academy

A team for players who are so bad that they air ball everything they shoot. These players are also really depressing because they think they are good when they are bad.
Bro, your trash you play for Jump Sport Academy.
by Big Wanker June 28, 2019
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Fox Sports Cams

Cameras used by Fox Sports-- mostly used in NASCAR-- that fuck up you watching the race.
Damn Fox Sports Cams, fucked up the view of the race.
by watami May 09, 2022
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Sports announcer

Somebody that might one day say something that might backfire while trying to play up to somebody's ego.
The fans wanted to see their home team win the game, but even the most die hard fans were saying Would you stop sucking the guy's dick? to the announcer after he called the athlete the Cock of the Walk. Yeah, the guy isn't getting paid to say nothing, but even if he wants the world to know how attractive he thinks the guy is, why would he do it in a sports arena? That's as bad as proposing at a sports arena or stadium. People watching the game are watching the same game as the sports announcer, they don't need everything inflated to excess or done to excess to enjoy a game.
by Solid Mantis March 27, 2021
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sporting clay

Halfway between flaccid and raging hardon. (Coined by Adam Carolla)..
It's best to be sporting clay when going skinny dipping with a group. You don't want to go full turtle, but you don't want to scare anyone with a full erection, either
by TheDawgLives August 24, 2015
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The Bay Sports Clinic

The place where people go to be able to move better, feel better and perform better.
Got an injury? Get yourself down to The Bay Sports Clinic! Georgina will sort you out.
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non-binary sports fan

A non-binary sports fan, also known as a they/them, is a sports fan that wears merch from two different sports team that competes in the same sports league, e.g. a Sydney FC shirt with a Western Sydney Wanderers cap, or a half Celtic and a half Rangers shirt. However wearing merch of two teams in different sporting leagues does not qualify as a they/them, for example a Queensland Maroons cap and a Brisbane Broncos shirt, because while those two teams compete in the same sport, they play different completions and cannot compete against each other.

The only three exemptions from wearing merch from two teams in the same sports league are;

1) having two different family members or close friends playing for two different teams. This means that Jason/Travis Kelce's mum is not a non-binary sports fan.

2) being obviously under the age of 12. As people generally don't know better at that age.

3) being an ex-player who has actually played for both of those teams. Craig Wing wouldn't be a non-binary sports fan for wearing Roosters and Rabbitohs merch because he actually played for both teams.
Luis is the biggest non-binary sports fan, yesterday he was wearing a Cowboys hat with a Broncos shirt and now he's wearing a Wanderers scarf with a Sydney FC shirt. (a.k.a. a they/them).

I saw a group of people wearing a half-half Brisbane Lions and Gold Coast Suns jumper, but it had 7 and 19 on the back, so they are probably related to Jarrod and Tom Berry so therefore they probably aren't non-binary sports fans.
by Rian Gigs II April 09, 2025
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