sponge

verb. to mooch off of someone in a slick way usually by ripping them off in a business deal.

noun. a smooth individual who runs an illegimate company that profits by making deals that sponge others.

I must warn you. Don't sign a contract with him cuz he'll sponge off of you.

by D.Sponge December 1, 2002

Sponge blog Square eyes

A dumb ass who sux like a sponge & uses the internet just for chatting & blogging and spends hours a day doing that.

1) A looser with a myspace account, chatting on msn while he or she meets new people in some chatroom.

2)anyone with a blog & friends they havn't even met in real life.

3)"My cuz is such a sponge blog square eyes. she dosent even like sponge bob square pants"

by Szymn. M August 4, 2006

sponge bowling

hitting spongers (boogie boarders, body boarders) on purpose when your surfing

these spongers got some balls to drop in on me like that, time for some sponge bowling

by tj April 20, 2005

Sponge

The term "Sponge" refers to Spongebob Squarepants.

Spongebob often shows many signs of stupidty, and simpleness.
The simple/stupid person normally performs an action which makes them look stupid, and their brain is useless.

When calling one a sponge, you are referring to their lack of intelligence.

"... You're such a sponge!"

"Only a sponge could get away with that"

"You sponge"

"You Sponge head!"

by MaManfie July 18, 2007

SpongeBob

A woman with a super nice ass. A ass that is packed into some jeans like spongebob Is packed into his outfit.

DAMN baby got that (SpongeBob) fat ass.

by AntDog February 13, 2015

fun sponge

a person who is not cool and does not like to have fun

Nick is not a fun sponge even tho people think he is a duche, he is the coolest person around.

by Not Nick October 4, 2006

Spongebob

One of the Gayest cartoons in Nicklelodian, wait what am i saying? All the shit on Nickleloadian is gay. But Spongebob is a Cartoon that only Stupid American kids watch, if they were any smarter they would have known that Japanese Anime is much better that the badly drawn not so funny American Cartoons they watch. Also they tend to use XD just as much as some Anime fans do, both are actually kinda annoying.

Stupid Kid 1: "hey every 1 spongebob is on!!!"
Stupid kid 2: "alriht spongebob is so funny, it the best carton ever!"

Me:"Shut the fuck up, go watch some real shit called Anime you Dumbass. Also, learn to spell while you are at it. Better yet, turn off your TV, go get a life.

Stupid kid 1 & 2: "Lol your funny" *Glomps* LOL XDDDDDDXDXDXD"

Me: "You make me ashame to be of the same spieces, no go hang yourself both of you. Need a rope?"

by AnonymousUserFlame January 28, 2005