Phrase usually uttered by male humans in exasperation on finding oneself in any social gathering - having previously assumed said social gathering to be an ideal opportunity to attain a suitable mating partner of the opposite sex - where the possibility of heterosexual pairing is considerably lower than expected.
"I have failed in my genetic imperative to mate with a member of the opposite sex because the social gathering I attended was a sausage factory."
by The Real Macky December 14, 2008
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Damn, I got stuck working a double shift again, I'm tired of getting the pork sausage.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
Everyday I go to work I feel the pork sausage always finds me.
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